May 2012
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Ladies, just because you meet someone that's a...
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Connor: Becker is really not gonna be happy with you.
Danny: Why?
Connor: That was his favorite gun.
Danny: We've gotta get him a girlfriend!
animorphz:
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
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Let me just remind everyone that Misha Collins →
gottastaycalm:
thefucksidontgive:
writes poetry
worked in the White House
built his own house
started Random Acts
gave Jared 2000 dollars in change
married his HS sweetheart
isn’t afraid to wear dresses
bicycle touring
clog dancing
tibetan throat singing
special skills: Acting in front of the camera
fuck you he’s perfect
not to mention
he’s built and slept in an igloo
he was...
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I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to...
goodlyrottenapple:
,Idolising an actor
How normal people do it: Put up posters and dream about them
How tumblr does it: Cry and shout at their existence
How David Tennant does it: Take over the character they play then marry their daughter
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dappermodeactivated:
nice-pitching:
noochan:
Create yourself as a Disney Princess
doushio:
erins-elysion:
it’s a movie about a quest to become anime
BOOM
Meet the purple princess of purple
i kept looking for comfy pants and then they had none
also ye i know no one siad it was supposed to look PRETTY hahahaa
THEY DIDN’T HAVE DARK RED FOR HAIR BLARGH
help this is the...
sharkytails:
everyone is submissive!!!
i don’t know why i’m so suprised!!
lumissne asked: (I am asking everyone this) So... Dom or Sub? ;D /shot
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send me sexual questions. do it. make it awkward? →
“Here is the thing, okay? Coming into a feminist conversation with, “Have you...”
– Fugivitus: A few things to consider when you find a feminist blog (via absolutely-spiffing)
In my experience, the men who are most likely to come into feminist groups to criticise them are self proclaimed ‘intellectuals’ who turn up to demonstrate to people just how oh-so-clever they are, to...
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Group projects are hell.
I knew I should have stayed in charge of the artingness for this thing. Oh well, it’s due tomorrow, it’ll have to do.
One of the saddest things in my life is the fact that I will never get to be in the audience of an episode of Whose Line is it Anyway.
glissades:
don’t blog for the followers blog for the fabulous
The masochist says to the sadist, "Hurt me." The...
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cumberkiwi:
homicidalheroine:
Lisa. Skara. Alicia. John. I think I accidentally managed to land us an Irene. I don’t quite know what just happened.
We’re currently trying to talk him out of showing up naked.
And the happiness knew no bounds.
Who is it? Do I know him?
EXCITEMENT. I also desire to know the identity.
lordoftheinternet:
my favorite thing about tumblr is you can have a really meaningful and personally significant post followed immediately by a post about butts and no one questions it or finds it unusual
“As we have so recently and publicly discussed, girls and women have “anger...”
– Soraya L. Chemaly, Stop Telling Girls They’re Hysterical (via sparkamovement)
Boom.
(via pompadoursandpincurls)
My anxiety goes down the angrier I get
(via shehadafever)
If it wasn’t for being able to express my anger, I’d crawl into a hole and cry.
(via sleepydumpling)
This. People ask me...
Going to find a fan fic.
Expectations: Quality work with punctuation, good relevant details, dynamic characters, OTP.
Reality: My Immortal.
agayofgays:
if i were reptar i wouldn’t have to write this essay
if i were reptar i could have a dance party instead
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
Me: Sentiment.
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
daystodawn:
why did i become an adult
is there a return policy on it
genowhirll:
time to go read my bedtime story
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“Women stick their necks out to say that something is fucked-up, hurtful,...”
– backleftlitz: “If Tegan and Sara Need Some Hard Dick, Hit Me Up!” - Sady Doyle
fuck, fuck, fuck. this is so true it hurts. fuck. i promise you, this kind of bitterness and rage doesn’t fade.
(via discosherpa)
This happens over and over and over again. Male friends, relatives, coworkers, random...
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
